Breastburgers

I finally got to meet my Uncle Mark from Stoke, and Isabel, and my cousin Anya recently (I already met my cousin Mia a few weeks ago). Here's a picture of me being held by my cousin Anya. She told my mummy that she wanted to take me back home to London with her but mummy said she couldn't as I am addicted to her breast burgers and everyone laughed - I don't know why! Although that very day I do remember that when we went out for a curry nearby (I didn't have any though) with Auntie Amy and cousins Anya and Mia that there was a fast food shop next door that said that it sold breast burgers, and everybody laughed at that. So maybe that's where the joke comes from. Search me, wierdo adult humour! I'm only a very small child so I don't understand.

I really enjoyed meeting my uncle Mark, who came down from Stoke. But he nearly didn't make it as his AA routefinder was broken and he got lost on the M6 and nearly ended up in Lichfield! Silly uncle Mark! Although he did find us in the end and I was very pleased to meet him.

Here's me having fun with my uncle Mark and my cousins and Isabel.

Daddy and Mia also got a guitar out and Mia started singing "You're the one that I want" which is a song by Grease, I think. A very old one, but very catchy. My cousin Mia has a very lovely voice. I think she'll be a famous singer one day. And my daddy used to be a rock star in Russia you know - when I'm older he's going to play me some of the songs he used to sing so that I can learn them too. Maybe I'll be a rock star also, but I won't do it in Russia! Far too cold. My daddy speaks Russian as well. I think that's rather nice, although they have a funny alphabet apparently. My mummy speaks Spanish and Portuguese, which is easier and sounds nicer and she sometimes calls me by my Portuguese footballer name, which is Fico or Fiquinho, which means Fred or Freddie in Portuguese. There isn't a word for Frederick in Russian though, my daddy tells me. I'm happy with the Portuguese one. I'll make sure I start playing football as soon as I can, so that I can use my special name. My daddy supports something called Southampton FC so I may get taken to one of those matches. But I'm not really interested in that just yet.

I'm going to have a breastburger with my mummy now. Cheerio!